To cure equine constipation?

Load them into a clean trailer.


To cure equine insomnia?

Take them in a halter class.

 

To get a horse to stay very calm and laid back?

Enter them  in a liberty class.

 

To get  horse to wash their own feet?

Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.

To get a mare to come in heat?

Take her to a show.

To get a mare in foal the first cover?

Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.

To get a show horse to set up perfect and really stretch?

Get him out late at night or anytime no one is around to see him.

To make it rain?

Mow a field of hay.

To make a small fortune in the horse business?

Start with a large one!